Things that I could not care less about include:
- Life on Mars
- The new Pirates film, or in fact, any Pirates film
- See above re: Spiderman 3.
- Gordon Brown
- And the rest of the Labour Party
- Chelsea and their ‘victory’ in the ‘final’ on Saturday.
- The Midlands, Yorkshire, and pretty much everywhere that isn’t London or Scotland.
- The Chelsea Flower Show
- Cricket. Oh the eye-rolling monotony of it. It’s a ‘sport’ where half the spectators are nodding off after lunch. This is not entertainment, people.